It is black. It is barely over one pound. It is fuzzy. And worst of all, it has brought an army of fleas. Luckily, Sid (the dog) and I are on flea medicine so we won't be infested as he is. And he purrs oh my goodness he does, he purrs and purrs and purrs all day long! When he's eating, pooping, playing, being pet, groomed- but he stopped for one moment when he was being bathed. And it isn't the fact that he is purring! It is the fact that his purr is bigger than him!!!!!
I swear it is like darth vader, and.. and his fleas are like his army of clones!!!!!! They're coming for us!!!
I'm done being dramatic now. That was yesterday... but today, I've decided that he is pretty... interesting. I've been watching him like a hawk, I even played with him. He doesn't smell as putrid as he did yesterday.. He was absolutely filthy! My mother wiped him down with a white rag, and his filthiness turned it gray. Goodness. At this moment, I am sleeping with him. Well, not with him.. I am a few inches away.... he isn't as vicious as I thought he was.
Photo credit Gypsy Forest
Photo credit Gypsy Forest
Photo credit Gypsy Forest
I hope you enjoyed todays post!
~Jasper
Oh dear Jasper!
ReplyDeleteI see you are being hypnotized by the small black stinky creature - beware! Shall I send a squad to rescue you through the kitty purr line (similar to what happened in the 101 Dalmatians - but you know that, as your mom is an actress, right?!)? The windows are finally open to fresh air and the tease of birds outside, so I know my message would be heard!
Let me know!
Yours, Cocobella
You know, Today, is much better, I'm not so sure if I'll have to be rescued... the stinky black.. is, well I hate to say it... but... cute.
DeleteHe isn't half bad the lad, But be on guard, for I may message you anytime soon and inform you (very urgently) that I need to be rescued.
Thank you, my fellow fan,
~Jasper (the dignified [not lazy] cat)