Party!!

Oh my goodness. The clan is leaving. I will be bored all day long.
The clan (my family) is going on a seven week trip to alaska. seven weeks!!
I can't believe they have the heart to leave me... so long.
[that was just an impression of what THEY think of me right now!!!]
[here is how I really feel about all this!!]

My goodness gracious! I can't wait until they're gone! I can have parties, and all that stuff! Woohoo!!!!!
I'll invite the neighbors, and all the neighborhood cats and dogs, and maybe I'll even get the president to come! This'll be awesome! I'll be listening to this song while I prepare for my party::

Don't you love it?

Well, I've got to go... So,

tootaloo!!

~Jasper

Writers Block

I'm sorry to say, I've had writers block for the last week or two. I really do apologize for the absence of my posts. Well, since I'm done with writers block, lets get started... lets see....

  I have heard (not eavesdropped) about a big trip to Alaska, that I am not included in. They are inviting the 'house sitter' over tonight for dinner to go over some stuff.
I am a whopping FOUR AND A HALF YEARS OLD!!! I don't need a babysitter!!! I'm a full grown cat! Well, let's hope that the 'house sitter' term is very literal. Maybe she'll just sit the house- not me and Sid. And if she's house sitting... well, I think she'd need a ladder.. our roof is fairly tall, and would definitely need something to climb up to get there.
 IF we supply her with a ladder, she'd never have to come inside! She would just have to sit on the roof! But... that isn't what my family had in mind. They definitely meant 'house sitting' as in 'animal sitting too'.

 I guess I'll have to lock her out! Yes! I'll just switch the deadbolt!  I'll do it! I'll practice today! Man! I'm smart!!

-----five minutes later-----

That was the dumbest idea ever. Ever.  I forgot I didn't have opposable thumbs. Then, I thought I could jump from the couch and hit the latch, but I just slammed into it like an idiot. How did I forget I didn't have opposable thumbs? I.. don't know. *sigh*

-----ten minutes later-----

I've got it! I'm not a failure! I've got another idea:

What if... never mind. That would be ridiculous.

~Jasper