Obviously my name is Jasper, and I am a cat- a very fancy and clean one mind you. My beautiful silky long hair, is in the Tuxedo pattern- but I am special Tuxedo cat... I have no white on my face, beside my ridiculously long whiskers. And I walk like I have the song 'Staying Alive' by the BeeGees.... Well, usually I do, seeing that my mother is constantly blaring her record player. Of course... lately it has been Mumford & Sons (thanks to her older brother) not the BeeGees- Yet it is still stuck in my head.
I hate water, as all cats do, I like buttery popcorn and when people scratch between my ears. I despise it when people pull my whiskers and tease me with food. I loath it when people set me on the piano and then bang out some crazy song on it.
BUT THE THING I DREAD MOST IS WHEN THEY LEAVE ME. They meaning my wondrous family, of eight (including me and the dog). My family consists of four children, (one of which is my adopted mother and caretaker) two girls and two boys at the age of 6, 10, 14, and 16. Then there is two adults who save me quite often from the savage young (6 year old) beast- literally... his nickname is bear. They all love me very much, though they make hats and bows and dresses ect.
I hope you have enjoyed my brief autobiography.
Good day and good bye!
~Jasper
