(Grandma and Great Grandma- I'm not saying that I don't enjoy your comments)
It's just cool, that friends are posting now!
Anyway... We have other things to discuss. So grab a coffee and take a seat!
Yesterday, my oldest uncle left. The dog had a bath, and I have a feeling my nails are going to get trimmed. What a horrid thing. Don't you know when your mother gives you that look? No? Yes? Well mothers have many looks, and I, being precisely 4 years, 6 months and three hours old, know how to differentiate between them all.
Glare= stop chewing on the knitting that your grandmother works hard on!
Raised eyebrow= you are the weirdest cat in kitty history.
Puckered lips= I'm gonna sqeeeeeeze you 'cause I love you SOOO much!
Blank look, then a smile= hi cat.
Pleading, painful expression= STOP KNEADING MY BELLY WITH YOUR SHARP NAILS!!!!!
Get ready for it... the new look is:
Expression as if you were a giraffe stuck in mud wearing striped socks, doused in orange juice and trying to learn the Viennese Waltz = I am going to trim your nails.
Its terrible. The things you have to go through to be a cat. Being a cat is hard, tiring, and terrifying.
Can't you see??
I have to bask in the sun and writher like a worm!
I have to attend fancy tea parties!
I have to attend photo shoots!
AND I have to protect the family of six people from vicious bugs- Yet, I still get tortured by their "loving" hugs and squeezes!!!
*sigh*
I'm still having a good day! Are you?
~ Jasper
Well, if you MUST ask, I'm having a lousy day. As you mentioned in your previous post, last night was 'poison' time. So not only did I get doused by antiflea meds, but nobody can even love me for at least 48 hours. No snuggles, no cuddles, not even torturous hugs. BUT, I did get a new piece of red yarn to play with!
ReplyDeleteSweet relief! And now a post from you, thank goodness! love your admirer, Cocobella
Cocobella,
ReplyDeleteI'm SO sorry to hear that you had such a dreadful day! My grandmother and mother have been talking about me having to get my antiflea meds. And you sure are right about the fact that the worst part is: No touching, squeezing, loving, petting, cuddling or snuggling for 48 hours straight!!!!!
Well I hope you have a better day today :)
~ Jasper
I'm having a most fantastic day and since we don't have fleas (too often) in Alaska, I don't need to worry about being doused! At least I hope
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