Dear Mother,
I am glad to hear that I was not lied to about the hippopotomous. I very much despise being tricked into thinking something untrue. How big is the hippopotomous? Does it have a name? Where does it go to the bathroom? It must be horrifying to find your foot in a giant pile of its fecies.
Anyway..... Grandmother has thought of my obsessive sleeping ridiculous... and she makes comments like "Oh you lazy cat!" or calls me Garfield!!!!! How could she??
Anyway,
I love you very much and miss you dearly,
Lots of love,
Jasper
Dearest my lovely kitty,
The hippo indeed has a name and it happens to be hank.. so they call him the "Hankopotomous" isn't that just grand?! The hippo probably weighs around ninety pounds, and- why would you ask such a question? Though I agree with you... that was very rude!
I understand that you sleep, but just know that humans don't sleep quite as... much... as you do, so take that in to consideration along with the title of your blog.
Grandmother isn't trying to be rude, she only finds humor in your obsessive sleeping. And Garfield maybe a bit of an exaggeration....not by much though. I miss you also, though I'm having a great time,
Love, Love, LOVE,
Mother
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