Hello my readers, I lied; you see I thought I wasn't going to post until Monday or Tuesday- JOY!- I was mistaken.
So today my Aunt showed me this absolutely positively embarresing email she sent to my mother. I trust you, so here it is.....
To: jaspersmom@yahoo.com
From: auntiesoph@gmail.com
Subject: Hello from Louisiana!
Dearest Sister,
Oh my gosh, I miss you A LOT!! You have 6 tomatoes on your plant and we found an owl feather! A BARRED OWL feather!!!!!!!
But that wasn't the reason I wanted to email you! Here it is:
So the other day I said to Jasper, "Jasper, do you miss your mama?" and I swear he squeezed me!!!! It was so adorable! I just love your cat!
XOXO
Sis
Now readers, I want to confirm that this is an absolute and utter lie- though I did squeeze her... not for the reason to be.. ugh... cute. gross.
To: auntiesoph@gmail.com
From: jaspersmom@yahoo.com
Subject: RE: Hello from Louisiana!
Dearest Sister,
I miss you SOO much too! That is awesome that my tomatoes (tommy-toes) are actually producing something!! And the owl feather! SOO awesome!! :D
Yes, that is pretty cute- and I would like to correct you (for Jas's sake) he is not 'my cat', he is 'my son'.
XOXO
Sis
Can you believe it?!?! Oh, the humiliation! And by the way.. I don't care what I am called as long as I am not called 'Garfield'.... that dreadful insult.
Tootaloo!!!
~Jasper
Saturday, March 24, 2012
Monday, March 19, 2012
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Dear Mother,
I apologize for asking such a rude question- I really do!
ANYWAY...... I've been doing nothing, so there isn't much to fill this letter with...
Love
Jasper
Dear Darling Jasper,
Its okay, I know you were only curious! I have been doing many fun things here in alaska, I hope you find somthing to do while I'm gone!!!
~ Mother
I apologize for asking such a rude question- I really do!
ANYWAY...... I've been doing nothing, so there isn't much to fill this letter with...
Love
Jasper
Dear Darling Jasper,
Its okay, I know you were only curious! I have been doing many fun things here in alaska, I hope you find somthing to do while I'm gone!!!
~ Mother
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Dear Mother,
I am glad to hear that I was not lied to about the hippopotomous. I very much despise being tricked into thinking something untrue. How big is the hippopotomous? Does it have a name? Where does it go to the bathroom? It must be horrifying to find your foot in a giant pile of its fecies.
Anyway..... Grandmother has thought of my obsessive sleeping ridiculous... and she makes comments like "Oh you lazy cat!" or calls me Garfield!!!!! How could she??
Anyway,
I love you very much and miss you dearly,
Lots of love,
Jasper
Dearest my lovely kitty,
The hippo indeed has a name and it happens to be hank.. so they call him the "Hankopotomous" isn't that just grand?! The hippo probably weighs around ninety pounds, and- why would you ask such a question? Though I agree with you... that was very rude!
I understand that you sleep, but just know that humans don't sleep quite as... much... as you do, so take that in to consideration along with the title of your blog.
Grandmother isn't trying to be rude, she only finds humor in your obsessive sleeping. And Garfield maybe a bit of an exaggeration....not by much though. I miss you also, though I'm having a great time,
Love, Love, LOVE,
Mother
I am glad to hear that I was not lied to about the hippopotomous. I very much despise being tricked into thinking something untrue. How big is the hippopotomous? Does it have a name? Where does it go to the bathroom? It must be horrifying to find your foot in a giant pile of its fecies.
Anyway..... Grandmother has thought of my obsessive sleeping ridiculous... and she makes comments like "Oh you lazy cat!" or calls me Garfield!!!!! How could she??
Anyway,
I love you very much and miss you dearly,
Lots of love,
Jasper
Dearest my lovely kitty,
The hippo indeed has a name and it happens to be hank.. so they call him the "Hankopotomous" isn't that just grand?! The hippo probably weighs around ninety pounds, and- why would you ask such a question? Though I agree with you... that was very rude!
I understand that you sleep, but just know that humans don't sleep quite as... much... as you do, so take that in to consideration along with the title of your blog.
Grandmother isn't trying to be rude, she only finds humor in your obsessive sleeping. And Garfield maybe a bit of an exaggeration....not by much though. I miss you also, though I'm having a great time,
Love, Love, LOVE,
Mother
Friday, March 9, 2012
Dearest Mother,
How have you been? I have been doing just fine.
I saw on facebook that you did this thing called skiing, you seemed to enjoy it. Did you?
How are great-grandma and grandpa? I seem to remember Sidney rambling on about some hippopotomous living with them- though I would not be surprised if the statement was false. Tell all of them I said hi (including the hippo).
Much Love,
Jasper
Dear Jasper,
I have been fine and I'm glad to hear you are as well. I did go skiing the day I got here, and it was very fun! Grandma and Grandpa are doing great, along with their two dogs, one being very much like a hippo indeed. I told everyone (including the hippo) that you said hi!
I went snowshoeing yesterday, it was fairly enjoyable also! I'm not sure if you know what the sport is, so I'll explain it: Snowshoeing is when you put shoes on to make you're feet imitate a camels. The camel's big feet stay ontop of the sand and when you put on the snowshoes, you stay on top of the snow.
I have missed your company very much, and I can't wait to see you again!
XOXO,
Mother
How have you been? I have been doing just fine.
I saw on facebook that you did this thing called skiing, you seemed to enjoy it. Did you?
How are great-grandma and grandpa? I seem to remember Sidney rambling on about some hippopotomous living with them- though I would not be surprised if the statement was false. Tell all of them I said hi (including the hippo).
Much Love,
Jasper
Dear Jasper,
I have been fine and I'm glad to hear you are as well. I did go skiing the day I got here, and it was very fun! Grandma and Grandpa are doing great, along with their two dogs, one being very much like a hippo indeed. I told everyone (including the hippo) that you said hi!
I went snowshoeing yesterday, it was fairly enjoyable also! I'm not sure if you know what the sport is, so I'll explain it: Snowshoeing is when you put shoes on to make you're feet imitate a camels. The camel's big feet stay ontop of the sand and when you put on the snowshoes, you stay on top of the snow.
I have missed your company very much, and I can't wait to see you again!
XOXO,
Mother
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Today's conversing...
I appologize for the long wait for this post!! My mother was busy and couldn't reply to my email until today! Enjoy!
To:jaspersmother@yahoo.com
From:jasper@yahoo.com
Subject: Hello Mother!
Mother,
I must know, how were you're flights today? Any unexpected delays or anything? Have you landed at your final destination for today in one piece?
I hope so.
Love,
Jasper
To:jasper@yahoo.com
From:jaspersmother@yahoo.com
Subject:RE: Hello Mother!
Hello from seattle!!
Yes Jasper, you are so silly! Of course I landed in one piece! :P There was one unexpected delay today, only thirty minutes though. I am having a great time with Great-Grandmother. We ate at a delicious restaurant for dinner, mm-mm it was good.
Loveliest,
Mother
To:jaspersmother@yahoo.com
From:jasper@yahoo.com
Subject: Hello Mother!
Mother,
I must know, how were you're flights today? Any unexpected delays or anything? Have you landed at your final destination for today in one piece?
I hope so.
Love,
Jasper
To:jasper@yahoo.com
From:jaspersmother@yahoo.com
Subject:RE: Hello Mother!
Hello from seattle!!
Yes Jasper, you are so silly! Of course I landed in one piece! :P There was one unexpected delay today, only thirty minutes though. I am having a great time with Great-Grandmother. We ate at a delicious restaurant for dinner, mm-mm it was good.
Loveliest,
Mother
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