I have heard (not eavesdropped) about a big trip to Alaska, that I am not included in. They are inviting the 'house sitter' over tonight for dinner to go over some stuff.
I am a whopping FOUR AND A HALF YEARS OLD!!! I don't need a babysitter!!! I'm a full grown cat! Well, let's hope that the 'house sitter' term is very literal. Maybe she'll just sit the house- not me and Sid. And if she's house sitting... well, I think she'd need a ladder.. our roof is fairly tall, and would definitely need something to climb up to get there.
IF we supply her with a ladder, she'd never have to come inside! She would just have to sit on the roof! But... that isn't what my family had in mind. They definitely meant 'house sitting' as in 'animal sitting too'.
I guess I'll have to lock her out! Yes! I'll just switch the deadbolt! I'll do it! I'll practice today! Man! I'm smart!!
-----five minutes later-----
That was the dumbest idea ever. Ever. I forgot I didn't have opposable thumbs. Then, I thought I could jump from the couch and hit the latch, but I just slammed into it like an idiot. How did I forget I didn't have opposable thumbs? I.. don't know. *sigh*
-----ten minutes later-----
I've got it! I'm not a failure! I've got another idea:
What if... never mind. That would be ridiculous.
~Jasper
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