So.... Its 11:30....

Hello again.... 


Its 11:30 and I have already done a great number of things, including:
Waking up my mother at 8:30, because she was supposed to wake up sooner to feed me 
Obnoxiously rub my body against her legs while she was doing her school work
Attack my mom's legs while she was doing her school work
Try to sneak outside to the patio while mom was getting my breakfast
Beg for my mothers gourmet (compared to mine) breakfast of eggs and toast
Being fed a dried skoby mushroom (a mushroom to make kombucha) 
and much more, including attacking my best friend- Sid, the dog. 


  This morning, when my mom weighed me on the scale, I understood why Garfield hates it with a burning passion. I weighed a whopping 13 pounds- and my mother brags about it! 
Well, Lets talk about happier things... MUSIC!! This song is stuck in my head!!                   

Is stuck in my head because my mother, keeps playing the song on her ipod. Again... and Again...  and Again... You get it. 
This one too.....

                                       

And now the one that I like the most....

                                        

Can you guess why?

There are some more, which I will post tomorrow, consisting of, Blackbird by The Beatles, 

Jungle to the zoo by Dr. Hook, and The Cave- Mumford and sons. 

I may add more to this post later, but for now,

Tootaloo!

~ Jasper

Hello My Fellow Friends...

Hello.

As you may already know, My name is Jasper, and I have no idea, whatsoever, why the blog is called
'Jasper The Lazy Cat' it is quite embarrassing really. I will try to change it soon.
So let me tell you a little about me...


  Obviously my name is Jasper, and I am a cat- a very fancy and clean one mind you. My beautiful silky long hair, is in the Tuxedo pattern- but I am special Tuxedo cat... I have no white on my face, beside my ridiculously long whiskers. And I walk like I have the song 'Staying Alive' by the BeeGees.... Well, usually I do, seeing that my mother is constantly blaring her record player. Of course... lately it has been Mumford & Sons (thanks to her older brother) not the BeeGees- Yet it is still stuck in my head.
 I hate water, as all cats do, I like buttery popcorn and when people scratch between my ears. I despise it when people pull my whiskers and tease me with food. I loath it when people set me on the piano and then bang out some crazy song on it.

BUT THE THING I DREAD MOST IS WHEN THEY LEAVE ME. They meaning my wondrous family, of eight (including me and the dog). My family consists of four children, (one of which is my adopted mother and caretaker) two girls and two boys at the age of 5, 9, 13, and 15. Then there is two adults who save me quite often from the savage young (5 year old) beast- literally.. his nickname is bear. They all love me very much, though they make hats and bows and dresses ect.

I hope you have enjoyed my brief autobiography.
Good day and good bye!

~Jasper